Guys and girls, I am just returned from a Man’s Mustache Raising Money For Kids event at the Mohtauk Club. Suffice to say, over fifty men stood in line in order to get on stage and suspend heavy objects from their moustaches using crocodile clips. Madness. Men and women would scream and cheer on as these brave gentlemen screamed and grimaced and held aloft Gorilla dolls and bags of marbles and old school pewter candle holders with lit candles in them.
The things men will do for money for kids.