I don’t work. I don’t want to read, I don’t want to hit the gym, I don’t want to browse the internet even. I’m just tired and out of sorts and wish I could find a way to legally return to bed. I might petition my boss to have a cot placed in my office. For research purposes, I’ll say, wiggly my eyebrow’s and implying all sorts of things I don’t mean because in truth I just want to nap in it. But no go.