In my Inbox today:

Phil,

Last week the Experience team sent you an email with the subject line “Are you looking for a job?,” and the content of the message read as though it was a love letter. Sound familiar?

That email was a mistake and I apologize if you misinterpreted its content. We have strict procedures for use of the Experience Network, and we messed up.

Ha! There then ensues an invitation to come check out there webpage anyways. Let bygones be bygones. Classy! But as we say in Brazil, “I adored it but I don’t want any.”