Being interviewed by Colbert must be like being subjected to the 7th level Wizard spell from AD&D called ‘Blade Barrier’. For those of you who don’t have a clue, a blade barrier spell is absolutely lethal. AND I QUOTE:

An immobile, vertical curtain of whirling blades shaped of pure force springs into existence. Any creature passing through the wall takes 1d6 points of damage per caster level (maximum 15d6), with a Reflex save for half damage.

That’s up to 15d6 damage, people! Man. I’d love to be interviewed by Colbert, but I know I’d fail my save and be torn to shreds. Neil Gaiman, on the other hand, does quite well; check it out.