Epic Thoughts

I’ve written a variety of novels by now. I’ve got a handful of violent and fast paced supernatural thrillers. I’ve got a literary post-apocalyptic book that I’m incredibly proud of and which has earned my most scathing reviews. I’ve got a horror novel. I’ve got this and that, but lately, these past few days, these past few nights, I’ve found my thoughts turning to epic fantasy.

You know the kind. Door stoppers. Huge series that follow the adventures of a band of young ne’er-do-wells as they seek to save the world from Sauron. Replete with a map at the beginning of the book, and if you’re lucky, a glossary at the back that tells you that kaf is this world’s version of coffee.

Why? Haven’t enough trees been killed in the name of epic fantasy? Well, sucker, ebooks. But still. Why go epic? Why go big or go home? Because I loved those books as a kid. I’ve not read any epic fantasies recently (Sanderson’s Way of Kings aside), but still. Anybody out there read Guy Gavriel Kay’s Fionovar Tapestry? Those books literally thrilled me. Or what about Feist’s Magician books? Again, old school favorite. The Deed of Paksenarrion. These were epic works of imagination, entire tapestries of creative world-building that swept you up and carried you away, far, far into the reaches of the night.

I’d like to try my hand at creating some of that old school magic. Nevermind that I’m about to publish Book 3 of the vampire series, and will then work on completing the series with Book 4. Still. My mind, it wanders, it strays, and like a no-good cheating backdoor man, it visits the house of epic fantasy each night even as it wakes up and puts on its tie each morning in the house of vampire urban fantasy. Go listen to Howlin’ Wolf’s Back Door Man ().

But one does not simply waltz into Mordor. Tolkien is famous for spending over three weeks of his summer holiday in Brighton creating the whole of the Simallarion and those Elvish languages and going down to the pub to get inspiration for all those songs and ditties. Robert Jordan was consumed whole by The Wheel of Time, and is rumored to still be alive, Elvis style, just lost in the depths of his world creation room. He had one, by the way. How cool is that?

So how do you go about creating a multi-part epic series that isn’t simply a rehash of Tolkien and Jordan, or hey, even George R.R. Martin?

First, what’s epic fantasy? Long story short, go read this essay by Chloe Smith, who nails it.  She says, and I quote:

Ultimately, when we try to settle the question of what counts as epic fantasy, we shouldn’t ask how long the book is, or whether or not it describes heroes joined in massive battles, but rather, in the spirit of the epic tradition, how significant is the change it marks on its world? How big is the scope of its conflict, and how significant the power of its eventual resolution?

So you want a) a world and b) a plot and cast of characters that changes it significantly. Man, that’s a tall bill of goods. Luckily I have a place to start. Luckily I’ve got myself some ideas. Now, they aren’t coherent yet, but this is what I’m working with:

One, take my novel Blood From the Mountain which deals with the rise to power of a lowly mountain orc as he seeks to become all Genghis Khan. It was pretty good, given that I wrote it in less than a month. Gimme a shout out if you read it back in my One Million Words days.

Justinian2_2Second, blend in some fine, fine Constantinople history. If GRRM gets to play with the Hundred Years War and War of the Roses, I get to cut events whole cloth out of the history of the Byzantines, and man, is there some epic and crazy stuff to be had there. I’d go into some details, but this post is long enough already. If you’re curious, check out Justinian II, who was mutilated, deposed, escaped into exile for a decade after escaping his prison, and then returned with a Bulgar and Slav army to lay siege to his old capital. He eventually snuck in via the aqueducts with a group of friends and retook the palace single handedly, installing himself once more as Emperor and exacting such a wrathful vengeance on his enemies that he went down in history as insane and was deposed and killed within the year.

So posit a rising Genghis Khan-style orc thing going on over here, and then a Constantinople over there. Bring in all the politics of the Byzantine age, along with magic, the rise of engineering, and a variety of view point characters. Maybe have the orcs play the role of the Ottomans as they came and conquered? Throw in a Siege of Belgrade, and you’ve got yourself something to work with.

But it ain’t epic yet. Which is why I still have my work cut out. I need more. It’s got to be so wide you can’t get around it, so high you can’t get over it, so low you can’t… you get the picture.

Still. It’s a start. I’m going to finish these vampire books, and then, well. Maybe I’ll draw a map. Maybe I’ll come up with different names for the days of the week. Maybe I’ll come up with a whole fantasy world, just so I can burn it down.

Maybe. Maybe.

Share your thoughts – what makes an epic fantasy, well, epic? What are your favorite examples of such, and why?

Epilogue

Actually, I’m pretty serious about all this, to the point where I’m re-reading Jordan’s Wheel of Time and checking in on this re-read that Leigh Butler posted on Tor.com. It’s like an informal graduate course on epic fantasies. I’ll leave off with a quote which shows how useful it’s proving:

Part of what makes the world building of the Wheel of Time work so well is its feel of authenticity in the stories told within it. And what I mean by that is how the various legends and references are rarely if ever completely true, or completely false, but are usually both. And I think that resonates. Anyone who’s had experience with media bias, or been the target of gossip, or been told FOAF stories, or played Telephone at a party, or ever set foot inside a high school—i.e. everyone—that ambiguity dovetails perfectly with our experience of the way stories work in the real world.

Stories, especially orally told stories, are adulterated things; the very act of telling them changes them from what they were previously. The older they are and the more times they’re told, the more altered (or decayed) they become. Which is more or less the core notion upon which the Wheel of Time series is built (combined with the notion of circular time, so that all stories eventually come back around to their origins again).

Review of One by One by Michael J Burnett

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[I'm pasting the following review in its entirety because it made me very happy. One by One has accrued the most negative reviews of all my works to date, and reviews like this one are a source of immense satisfaction. Thank you, Mr. Burnett.]

One By One” is an allegory in the vein of “Animal Farm” or “The Man Who Was Thursday”. As such, it obeys somewhat different rules than realistic literature.

The language is deeply poetic and lyrical, evocative rather than descriptive. The story is told from a very personal viewpoint–the thrust is not what is happening in the world, but how these events effect one man. The characters are archetypal. The two who are named are called “Peter” and “Sophia”, names rich with significance, and the ancillary characters are given titles rather than names–The Orator, The Professor, The Bishop.

The dialogue is rather Socratic, the characters are espousing a viewpoint, testing it against competing philosophies.

All of the above is intended to answer many of the complaints in the other reviews. This novel is a particular type of fiction, and to read it without understanding that is to invite disappointment.

Taken on its own terms, I believe that this is a brilliant work. It is disturbing and thought provoking and compels the reader to examine her or his own beliefs. There is no simple moral, no easily summed up message or platitude. The author’s intent was not, I believe, to make statements, but to ask questions. Personally, I am still puzzling over my own answers to those questions, and I suspect I may be for some time. This is a book that sticks with you.

I can recommend “One By One” wholeheartedly, but I do think it’s important that you know what it is that you are getting yourself into. This book will make you think–it asks questions and doesn’t give you the answers.

If you love something, set it free

Vampire MiamiVampire Miami has been free on Amazon for four days now, and things are looking great. It’s already been downloaded over 1,300 times, and while that pales in comparison to the mad days over the Christmas holidays of ’11 when Throne was downloaded 20,000 times in five days, it’s still huge. It’s currently ranking around #400 in the free books list, and shows no signs of stopping.

Why am I so excited to be giving Vampire Miami away? After all, I worked so hard on that novel – hired a cover artist, had friends beta read it, and then paid an editor to review it and return it in perfect condition. So why aren’t I charging folks hand over fist?

It’s simple, really. Because I haven’t found an effective way to market my books, and giving away the first book in my series is a wonderful way to introduce new readers to my work. It’s thrilling to see hundreds of people downloading Vampire Miami, and to think that over the next few nights they’ll be meeting Selah and following her on her harrowing journey through the broken streets of the vampire city.

Will they like what they read? Will Vampire Miami gain even more momentum, and generate reviews, positive feedback, and interest in the rest of the series? Only time will tell. Book 2 is already available, and already sales have begun to tick up as new readers finish Vampire Miami and turn to LA.

What’s great about all this however is that Book 1 is permanently free. If it keeps downloading at its current rate, about 6,000 people will download it within the month. That’s 72,000 potential new readers within the year. 720,000 over the next ten years, though who knows what might have changed by then? Book 3 will soon be launched, and then shortly thereafter Book 4. This really feels like a new beginning, an exciting new phase in my writing career.

So welcome to all my new readers, and many thanks to all the people who helped make this moment possible, from my Kickstarter crew to my beta readers to Sophie my cover artist and Jen my editor. I can’t wait to see what happens next!

Silence Does Not Equal Inactivity

Snow RiverThough all has been quiet here on the blog, I’ve been quite busy behind the scenes, working, editing, revising, and more. Flurries of snow continue to hit Western Mass, but most of the snow has finally melted causing the waterfall behind my house to surge and roar as it seeks to disgorge mountain’s worth of snow melt.

What have I been up to? In no particular order:

  • I’ve created and uploaded the Smashwords version of VAMPIRE MIAMI so that the moment its contract with Amazon’s exclusive KDP program expires, I can start distributing it for free across all vendors. 
  • I’m 75% done with revising VAMPIRE REDEMPTION. It’s going really well – I keep forgetting to frown and glare at the manuscript and instead get swept along by the story, grinning like a fool.
  • Created the VAMPIRE LA book page here on the blog – you can read the first chapter there for free :)
  • Post CardsPrinted and began writing out all my Kickstarter Postcards. Slow going, since I’m trying to write an original vampire dystopian haiku for each. I’m gaining ground though!
  • I’ve rather foolishly begun doing research for the post-VAMPIRE novel I’m going to write. I know, I know, I should stay focused on the project at hand, but man, I’m so excited I can’t help myself.
  • I’ve begun to send out requests to book bloggers to see if they’d like to review VAMPIRE MIAMI. This has been tough – the vast majority of them simply won’t even look at eBooks or self-published novels, citing their general low quality or abusive exchanges with disgruntled authors. Still, I’ve managed to entice a half dozen bloggers to take a look, which is great!
  • I also created a media sheet for VAMPIRE MIAMI which I send to the book review bloggers, in the hopes of convincing them that I’m a serious and professional author. I think it’s helped. You can see it here!
  • A lot of general housekeeping such as redoing the backs of all my published novels so that they promote VAMPIRE MIAMI, revising my About the Author pages, updating my Amazon Author Profile page, etc.
  • Reviewed Paul Guyet’s audiobook rendtion of the first half of COFFINCAM. People, it’s awesome. And creepy as hell. In part because it’s a creepy story, but in part because it’s weird to hear Paul read the kinky scenes in a full throated voice. I’ll upload the first mini-chapter in my next blog post for you guys to hear!

So there you have it. Quiet as the blog may be, I’m working up a storm. More updates soon!

Bridge Building

Photograph by Denis Van Linden

I originally thought, back in the day, that being an author meant just writing books. I’ve learned otherwise since then. Being a self-published author means writing books, yes, but more than that it means being an entrepreneur. Running your own business. Designing your webpage, writing a blog, managing your social media, requesting reviews, creating newsletters, designing your books, finding the best cover art, refining your finished books endlessly, uploading them to all the different sales venues with all their different formats, keeping abreast of industry developments, managing your pricing structure, and on and on and on…

Who would have thought following your passion involved so much administration? Where is my garret with my typewriter, where are my ink smeared pages and feathered quills? Should it not come down to me and the blank page, my mind, my imagination, my desire to create?

But no. Self-published means independence. Which comes with a price. A burden that grows wearisome upon occasion, but which each day I must heft onto my shoulder as I peer at the distant horizon. It’s not enough to write your heart out. You need to help your books find their readers. J.D. Salinger may have contented himself with the solitary act of creation, but I want people to turn my pages, to laugh and be touched, to be moved by my writing, my characters, my thoughts and dreams.

I must play the role of the modern self-published author so that I may write. I must build bridges that span the distance between my study and the hands of readers. Would that I were a better bridge builder! But it’s a craft like any other, and I’ll master it, so that I may do what I love best: continue to put words to paper.

Vampire LA is now available!

Vampire LA

Book 2 in The Human Revolt is now available! You can currently only purchase a copy on Amazon, but I plan to have it available on B&N, Smashwords, and more by the end of March.

The vampire king of Miami is dead, and Selah Brown is on the run – for his ancient blood now courses through her veins.

Desperate and with only days left to live, Selah flees to the vampire city of LA in search of a cure. Her goal: to undo the curse that is turning her into the most powerful vampire to have ever walked the night.

Yet time is running out. As Selah becomes enmeshed in LA’s corruption, violence, and vampire politics, she comes to realize that the process of salvation may damn her soul even as she seeks to save it.

Welcome to my new page!

Phil TuckerI’m not quite sure how one goes about opening a virtual bottle of champagne and throwing electronic confetti, but imagine if you will the sound of cheers and laughter as balloons are let free and in my novels every character pauses to hug and celebrate, setting aside animosity and rivalry if only for the moment.

TransientMe.com is my new home, and I hope you like the upgrade. You can see – right up there – and oh, on the sidebar – a whole bunch of new features that I hope you will avail yourself of. Not only can you now sign up for my Newsletter, but there’s a handy Contact Me button floating off there on the left somewhere, and you can even share my new posts with greater facility below.

I’ve collected all the information on my books under My Novels, and listed the various places you can purchase them. As I continue to learn InDesign that list will grow, but for now you can get you Nook, Kindle, or paperback copy without a problem.

I’m also going to be updating the Book News section frequently, especially since I’m hoping to launch Book 2 in The Human Revolt series soon. Keep your eyes peeled, and again, feel free to sign up for the newsletter if you don’t want to miss the announcement.

So please, make yourselves at home, explore, browse, and drop me some feedback. I’m going to continue adding content and refining the site further, so come back often!

Cheers,

Phil

New Cover for The Grind Show

The Grind Show was not the first book I ever wrote, but it was the first I ever published. On May 25th, 2011, I uploaded it to Amazon along with the original cover. You can read about the original design process here. Since then, The Grind Show has done incredibly well, but I decided that as much as I liked the original cover, it was time for an update.

This all came together tonight. I tried to blend the demonic energies at play throughout the novel with the Mojave Desert setting, along with adding a blurb (thanks Christina!) and an extra line of text at the bottom to give the cover that ‘professional’ feel.

What do you guys think?

Some writing updates

I’m not always sure what this blog is for. Is it for posting achievements and trying to make myself look like a rock-solid professional author? For ruminations on the world of self-publishing? Random digressions, thoughts, and asides? I’m not sure. Feel free to speak up and mention what you would like to see more of, but tonight I’m going to post a list of updates so that you know where I’m at.

  1. It’s been an incredibly frustrating past three days. Editing Book 2 has turned into a roller coaster ride of ebullient highs and face-clawing lows. I’ve spent hours trying to get Selah and Cloud through the first three chapters, but even though I know where I want them to go and how, I’ve not yet written it in a manner that convinces me. And if I’m not convinced, why should you be? So I’ve taken tomorrow off (not a holiday in my office), and decided to dedicate the entire day to editing. 
  2. My publication schedule for Book 2 is as follows (for those of you that have been asking): finish editing by 1/24 (ha!) and send it to my beta readers. They will hopefully get it back to me by the 2/1, giving me three days to work on their suggestions before delivering it to my editor on 2/4. Jenn has a wicked turnaround time, so I think I should get it back from her by 2/10. Five days to go through her edits, and with any luck I’ll be publishing Vampire LA on Feb 15th. 
  3. Just read Hugh Howey’s WOOL. I’m sure you’ve all heard of Howey by now – his WOOL series have taken the world by storm, and his Omnibus collection always ranks in the 200′s on Amazon (which, gentle reader, means he’s making a fortune). So I decided to check out his first book, which it turns out is actually a short story. I read it in one go, and rather enjoyed it. It’s the kind of well written tale you could find in a high quality SF anthology. Except for one distinction: Howey is a master of conveying emotion. The plot is great, but it’s your immediate investment in his characters that sets him apart. He takes his time portraying his main character, gets you right in his head and heart, and then continues to turn the screws. I’m fascinated by his technique, and plan to reread WOOL soon to examine just how he pulled it off.
  4.  I finished doing some research on twenty very successful self-published SF/F authors. I wanted to see what they were doing and try to extrapolate a formula for self-publishing success. Do they all blog? Use Twitter? How many followers do their Facebook pages have? Do they price their books in some way? I’ll post my conclusions soon. 
  5. I also thought through a tentative publishing schedule for 2013 while driving home from Boston. Vampire Books 2, 3, & 4 by April/May. Then take my time with a stand alone novel set in 19th century Istanbul before moving onto a last novel by the end of the year. Grind Show II? A rewrite of Blood From the Mountain, perhaps? Try my hand at Unreal City once more (it’s been 5 years!)? So much to write, so little time. 
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Cracks and reforms and bursts in the violet air  
Falling towers  
Jerusalem Athens Alexandria  
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As Good As It Gets

So picture me back in the day. Young, full of dreams, just shy of six feet and killing time in Sydney. I was working in a hearing aid factory, polishing–dang it, what were they called–flanges? Polishing flanges down to a glossy sheen so that they could be inserted into the mechanisms that would end up in people’s heads. It was a shit job, and I was spending what little money I earned on Victoria Bitter at the pub. At night I’d go home and dream about writing novels, great glittering things that would rend people’s souls into ribbons as they read them, leave them gasping like beached fish, stunned by the grandeur of my writing.

Except I wasn’t writing. Not until NANOWRIMO came around. National Write a Novel Month. I thought why not, wrote a 50k story that was crud, and though I only ever showed it to one person, I realized that I could do this. Do more than just dream. I could actually write a novel. All it took was putting words down on paper, one by one, till you reached the end.

So I did that. I wrote a novel that became–six massive revisions later–Crude Sunlight. It was a work of love. I dug deep. I had to fight to make it happen. It was like wrestling a monster that was all elbows and dark secrets. I had no idea what I was doing, but each night I’d roll up my sleeves and get to work. And while I wrote, I listened to one song over and over, and that song was Crude Sunlight by Chris Vrenna on his album 2 am Wake Up Call. Yeah, guess where I got my title from. A homage. Because that song ran through the novel, inspired me to keep going, to keep creating, keep writing.

Crude Sunlight. Man, that name takes me back. I must have listened to that one song a half thousand times. So anyways, flash forward. I came back to the States, tried to get an agent for the book, failed, shelved it. A few years later I self published it, and that was that. My first novel, out there, some good reviews, in my past, and mostly forgotten as I moved onto other projects.

Then last night my buddy Paul gets in touch.

Paul: FINALLY.
8:36 PM So, you’v heard the Tweaker album, 2 am wake up call, yes?
 me: yeah
 Paul: You enjoyed it?
8:37 PM me: yeah
 Paul: Did you name your book after the track, Crude Sunlight?
 me: yeah
 Paul: Ok.
 me: why?
 Paul: Because, I told Chris Vrenna (tweaker) last night in my interview with him that you were inspired by the album.
8:39 PM me: you interviewed chris vrenna?
  holy crap!
 Paul: And then, Phil, WHILE ON THE LINE WITH ME, he bought a copy of the book.

Ladies and gents, this is me, gobsmacked. You can’t understand how it feels to have Chris Vrenna buy that book. He composed and performed the song that guided me through my first novel. That song was the Virgil to my authorial Dante. Now it’s come full circle, is in his hands, and hell, he may not only read it, but enjoy it.

Folks, this is as good as it gets – and massive thanks to Paul!